Aphorisms by Marty Rubin

Posted on March 16, 2009
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Marty Rubin explains the point of his aphorisms (as well as the point of aphorisms in general) very well, so I hereby quote him at length: “Since childhood I’ve been intrigued by the question: What is happiness? And also: What is death? The answer to these two questions sent me down the road of philosophy. That road I’ve found, at least for me, is not a serious but a whimsical one, full of ironies, jokes, contradictions, fragmentary thoughts, clever, perverse, mystifying, exasperating, irreverent and playful reflections. Writing aphorisms I am able to participate in this delightful game, pursuing freedom and wisdom down all the blind alleys of language and thought toward that inevitable dead end.” If we are indeed headed inevitably down a dead end at the dizzying speed of thought, then we might as well enjoy the ride. So here are some of Marty Rubin’s clever, perverse, mystifying, exasperating, irreverent and playful reflections:

Language—a mirror in front of a window.

Blessed are they who expect nothing, for they’ll be pleasantly surprised.

If there’s war in heaven and peace in hell, then hell’s the place to be.

If you need a second to think, it’s too late.

Loud applause is enough to make any speaker doubt himself.

Rain is the picnic when it rains.

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20 Responses to “Aphorisms by Marty Rubin”

  1. Candadai Tirumalai on March 18th, 2009 2:06 pm

    Medical terms are Greek, culinary ones French.

    Socialism was a solecism he could not endure.

  2. marty rubin on March 18th, 2009 11:32 pm

    The aphorist composes in a shorthand of the spirit.

    Aphorisms: thoughts that laugh at themselves.

    You can always count on God to do nothing.

    My morning rambles in the park will never make the history books.

    In the Middle Ages everyone believed in God. Now they believe in Love.

    Does it really matter who the fastest runner is?

    The wages of sin is a little more freedom.

  3. marty rubin on March 19th, 2009 12:12 am

    Enough is enough. And sometimes even that’s too much.-Marty Rubin

  4. wendy netzky-jolly on April 15th, 2009 3:59 am

    I enjoyed lanuage a mirror in front of the window. Thanks Marty.

  5. Eric Nelson on April 30th, 2009 9:15 am

    Marty,
    Very much enjoy your aphorisms and appreciate your aphoresponses to mine. Thanks! Eric

  6. marty rubin on May 8th, 2009 8:09 pm

    Birds don’t fly because they’re in a hurry.

  7. Seamas Daly on May 13th, 2009 5:07 pm

    Greetings Marty,
    Have you heard or read that “Common sense is not so common.”

    Regards

    Seamas Daly.

  8. marty rubin on May 14th, 2009 12:05 pm

    Hi Seamas,
    Yes, Voltaire is usually credited with that remark. Are you testing my knowledge of aphorisms or trying to make a point?

    Regards

    Marty Rubin

  9. Joe Cool on June 20th, 2009 2:57 pm

    How old, Marty Rubin?

  10. Monty Don on August 1st, 2009 4:58 pm

    Dear Marty,
    Do you ever have the courage to laugh at yourself—seriously? I do it all the time—I find it clears the tubes!

  11. Drew Byrne on August 3rd, 2009 2:48 pm

    Some nice aphorisms these, here, there, and everywhere – sort of mellow-like…sometimes maybe a bit too much like overly sugary marshmallows even: But then when one does “go for it” with the hard-ball, one always goes for the money-shot along with it. Personally, I don’t like to do “aphorisms” much, as nowadays it’s seen as being a bit “eccentric”, or even a bit “weird”, but I’m stuck with it now…. As that famous writer once said, “Be wary of cultivating this delicate art!” – As it’s a doozy!

  12. marty rubin on August 5th, 2009 12:23 pm

    Drew-thanks for the comment. Can’t help the sugary marshmallow stuff-I try to tart it up sometimes-but that seems to be my real personality shining through. Have to be true to that voice. Always enjoy your serpentine paradoxes and plays on words. I guess we are stuck with this “eccentric” art, but I don’t take any of it too seriously.

  13. Shaun Daniels on December 28th, 2010 11:54 pm

    The sheep of dejection are greater than the camels of delineation.

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  16. John Drybred on August 20th, 2012 3:49 am

    Thanks, Marty. It’s never too late to learn that, if you need a second to think, it’s too late. Can we continue this later?

  17. marty rubin on September 8th, 2012 3:06 pm

    Sorry, John, that would be too late.

  18. John Drybred on September 13th, 2012 4:18 am

    It’s never too late to be sorry, Marty. So: Sorry, Marty. Later, John

  19. marty rubin on September 29th, 2012 2:17 pm

    The most persuasive argument is the one you can avoid.

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