Aphorisms by Lori Ellison

Posted on October 24, 2007
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As a college student, Lori Ellison dreamed of opening her own fortune cookie factory “with fortunes something like Brian Eno’s Oblique Strategies and aphoristic writings but couched in the assured language of divination.” Fortunately, she’s kept that dream alive by writing her own oblique yet assured aphorisms. A painter, writer, and lifetime independent bookstore clerk (semi-retired), Ellison is also a voracious consumer of aphorists’ biographies, most recently of Mae West, Karl Kraus, and G.C. Lichtenberg. Her aphorisms have something of all three of these aphorists: West’s humor and Kraus and Lichtenberg’s smart, satirical sensibilities. Ellison wishes to be known, in memoriam, some of the valiant independent bookstores she used to work for that are no longer in existence: Cokesbury Books (Richmond, VA), the Book Gallery in Willow Lawn Shopping Center (Richmond, VA), Watson & Co. Books (Austin, TX), and Gotham Book Mart, Posman’s Books, and Hacker Art Books (all in New York City). A selection of her aphorisms:

Spirituality is in the Inner Eye of the beholder.

Too varnished a style makes the eyes glaze over.

The only way those we intensely dislike can surprise us is by suddenly becoming likeable.

The nuclear family is easy to atomize.

Postmodernism was modernism’s midlife crisis.

We are not responsible for the character of the two characters that conspired in our conception.

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5 Responses to “Aphorisms by Lori Ellison”

  1. Candadai Tirumalai on October 25th, 2007 12:30 pm

    In “The nuclear family is easy to atomize” Lori Ellison sets off an impressive explosion.

    Mae West said of one of her suitors that he was so tenacious that the only way a woman could get rid of him was to marry him.

  2. Fred Gutzeit on October 30th, 2007 1:57 pm

    Lori knows where Modernism is after Midlife!

  3. Vered Lieb on October 30th, 2007 5:05 pm

    I hope it is not expected that we write an aphorism as a response to an aphorism? Lori, these these are smart, true, and funny insights.

  4. Frank Gresham on October 30th, 2007 7:08 pm

    I hope your aphorisms are also titles for paintings; and I hope your paintings are also titles for aphorisms. Your words want to be painted!!!

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