Aphorisms by Gregory Norminton

Posted on March 18, 2010
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Gregory Norminton describes himself as a “novelist and seated person.” From that sedentary position, he also writes really good aphorisms, which you can peruse on his aptly titled website How to be Awake. Norminton is a fan of E.M. Cioran and La Rochefoucauld and it shows (and I mean that in a good way): Their dark insights into the human condition glitter around the edges of these aphorisms. And like those two great aphorists, Norminton clearly feels no dismal truth is so bleak that it doesn’t also deserve a laugh. Whereas the laughter in Cioran’s sayings often sounds like a wracking cough from a graveyard, and the laughter in La Rochefoucauld is as sarcastic and mocking as it is hearty, Norminton’s laughter is genuinely jolly and a bit wisecracking. He describes his aphoristic agenda thusly: “Is it procrastination or literature? A bit of both, probably. Here you’ll find a selection of aphorisms as they ‘occur’ to me (i.e. once I’ve puzzled over every comma). Enjoy. And observe copyright.” I trust I will have strictly observed copyright while still offering a small selection of Norminton’s most profound procrastinations. Go to How to be Awake to read more.

The failure of extraterrestrial intelligence to contact us may well be proof of its existence.

We declare the person fascinating who listens to us longest.

What’s blindingly obvious cannot be looked at.

A better word for triumph is reprieve.

One day, the messengers of the world will rise up and shoot first.

If a truth falls on deaf ears, does it make a sound?

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13 Responses to “Aphorisms by Gregory Norminton”

  1. Candadai Tirumalai on March 19th, 2010 1:04 pm

    Alzheimer’s: cataract of the mind.

    He was much exercised over the Left Bank of Sin.

    “I don’t understand him.” “I can’t stand him.”

  2. John Alejandro King on March 20th, 2010 4:06 am

    In the fourth dimension, to ‘think outside the tesseract’ is physically impossible.

  3. Joe Cool on March 26th, 2010 1:39 am

    Ah…my last comments must have been edited by fate…removed…expunged…they just didn’t work…no focus…and no focus means no point: a dismal truth is so bleak that it doesn’t also deserve a good laugh – so what’s the point! But even when there’s no point there must be some truth or meaning after all, despite being subject to editing by a higher power – Cool!

  4. Jake Tankard on March 26th, 2010 8:50 pm

    What’s obvious to a blind man cannot be overlooked, but it can be underestimated…

  5. Drew Byrne on March 27th, 2010 1:28 pm

    Some nice aphorisms here…if the truth falls on deaf ears, does it also make a grating sound? I don’t know, but it could be so… However, being “given another chance” suggests you must have been foolish enough to muck up the first one…if not foolish enough to be a “complete idiot!”

  6. Paul Smith on March 31st, 2010 3:13 am

    What isn’t funny if you look long enough at it? But funny haha, or funny peculiar?

  7. Gregory Norminton on April 6th, 2010 12:47 pm

    Honoured to be featured on your blog, James.

  8. marty rubin on April 7th, 2010 6:39 pm

    What variety is to life, contradiction is to the mind.

    When night falls, does it make a sound?

  9. Lori ellison on May 14th, 2010 9:31 pm

    these are quite good!

  10. joe.page on September 18th, 2010 10:08 am

    The seated person has the knack of historic perspective here…I like these.

  11. The Truth-Slayer on January 7th, 2012 1:49 pm

    Everybody wants to know the truth, but nobody wants to do what it takes to find it.

  12. More Aphorisms by Gregory Norminton > All Aphorisms, All the Time on August 5th, 2012 12:43 pm

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  13. Tatjana Medic on March 21st, 2013 2:16 pm

    Here are some of aphorisms of Zoran T. Popovic from Serbia:
    Man is our greatest treasure.
    Therefore, special attention is paid
    to his exploitation.

    Brain drain is proof
    we have enough intelligence for export.

    I would love the truth to prevail.
    I always take the side of the underdog.

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