Aphorisms by Aleksandar Krzavac
Posted on November 12, 2007
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More proof, if such were needed, that the Balkans is one of the world’s aphoristic hot spots. Aleksandar Krzavac is a Serbian journalist, illustrator and playwright. He is the author of the satirical play Ludi I Zbunjeni (Crazed and Confused People), and his cartoons (sometimes erotic) have appeared widely in Serbian newspapers and magazines. Like a lot of Balkan aphorisms, Krzavac’s sayings are highly sarcastic, highly political, and highly amusing. Without a solid grounding in recent Balkan history, though, a lot of them go right over your head. “Most of my almost 2,000 aphorisms are not translatable,” Krzavac says, “or do not fit the Anglo-Saxon temperament and way of thinking.” The aphorisms that are translatable are well worth a read, and well-suited to every temperament. A selection:
Even the dead are unequal; some are in mausoleums.
The cult of personality has nothing to do with culture.
Not everything is black, the firefly said while looking at another firefly’s ass.
They say, “You are on the right path.” I think I am at a crossroads.
The revolution that eats its children starves to death.
If size mattered, dinosaurs would rule the world.
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* Light travels faster than sound, but sound is still louder. Leonid S. Sukhorukov
Between the pert and the twee someone somewhere will wedge an aphorism out of it.
They say, “It’s not that simple.” But maybe it is.
Bullets that miss the mark travel just as fast.
I don’t celebrate official holidays, only unofficial ones. That’s 358 days a year.
Marty Rubin
Revolution is the exchange of bad air for worse.
[...] first blogged about Aleksandar Krzavac’s aphorisms back in November of 2007; a fresh selection is offered below. Krzavac is a member of the Belgrade [...]